#Can I have like a ten minute short about ‘A Day in the Life of Heimdall’ #and it’s just tranquil shots of Heimdall chillin’ on the Bifrost #in between lots of ass kicking #and single handedly fighting off like alien invasions trying to get past him #and then odin can roll up and be like ‘Hey heimdall anything interesting happen today?’ #and then in that really calm voice Heimdall’d just say ‘Not particularly my leige.’
Heimdal is the agent coulson of asgard
HEIMDALL IS THE AGENT COULSON OF ASGARD
omg thank god there’s finally a Heimdall appreciation post!
Being that Heimdall is over a thousand years old, I think Coulson is the Heimdall of Midgard.
I kind of want a fic with Coulson and Heimdall being bros.
Like, Coulson did his research once he found out that Asgard is real and periodically looks up at the sky like, “Can you believe the people I have to work with?” and somewhere, off in Asgard, Heimdall shakes his head like “I know those feels, bro.”
And may the powers that be help the forces that piss off Heimdall and Coulson at the same time. Bad things happen.
This just lends strength to my argument that Thor 2 should really be Thor and Heimdall and Jane and Darcy roadtripping, with Coulson along to make sure they don’t blow up any major cities.
Yeah, no. Heimdall can’t take a coffee break without somebody zapping themselves somewhere they’re not allowed to go or opening Bifrost and then wandering away because they forgot to turn the stove off. Thor 2 being a Thor-Heimdall road trip would result in Thor 3 being Thor: No, Thor, I’m Reasonably Sure Asgard Was Not on Fire When I Left.