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You guys have no idea how much I want Florida Man to be an actual comic series. Lex Luthor doesn’t have shit on this guy’s ridiculous schemes.
“Florida Man Butt Dials 911 While Discussing Selling Drugs”
“Florida Man Turned His Truck Into a Banana”
“Florida Man Builds Mini Car for His Pet Parrot”
“MLB, DEA drug probe focuses on Florida Man”
“Florida Man to walk tightrope over Sarasota bayfront”
“Florida Man enters wrong home, tries to kick everyone out”
“Florida Man arrested for naked rampage inside home”
“Florida Man Squats in Multimillion-Dollar Home”
“Florida Man fights 2 deputies and a dog during arrest”
“Supreme Court says Florida Man’s floating home isn’t a boat”
“Commercial tug crew rescues Florida Man”
“Florida Man Pleads Guilty to Orchestrating Business Opportunity”
“Florida Man Allegedly Planned to File 100 False Tax Returns”
“Florida Man pleads guilty in dispute over dinosaur skeleton”
“Florida Man arrested for stealing 166 manhole covers”
“Kansas Wesleyan chooses Florida Man as president”
“Florida Man attacked by enormous tarpon”
“Florida Man threatens to kill First Family, and First Dog, too”
“Florida Man run over, killed after dog pushes vehicle’s accelerator”
Oh lord.
“Florida Man run over, killed by his arch-nemesis Florda Dog”
Weston, THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. Also I think there should...a chronological series of...
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DO IT. DO IT, PLEASE.