Inarticulable

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copperbadge:

Aw Clint. You’re so pretty.

[From A+X #8, 2013.]

Poor Clint.  I bet Steve doesn’t get this kind of grief when he throws his shield at something.  Again.

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capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

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theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

And now to conclude with Odin

It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always rebagel

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copperbadge:

At this point in continuity, Spider-man has previously been offered membership in the Avengers and declined due to, well, not really enjoying their brand of crazy, if we get right down to it. I have a feeling Thor, unable to accept rejection, just does this once in a while: shows up, demands Spider-man follow him to Avengers mansion, and flies off. 

Also what is going on with Thor’s chestplate there, is it just glued to the front of his chest?

[From Avengers #314, 1990.]

“Crap.  We need some pinch-hitters.  Somebody go get Spider-Man.”

“Uh, Tony, didn’t he say he didn’t want to join the club?”

“Sure, but we wouldn’t have asked him to join if we didn’t need him, and let’s be honest, he can’t exactly say he’s not going to help save the planet.”

“I think he could, actually.”

“Okay, yeah, technically he could, but he’s not very big.  Thor can just pick him up and carry him here if he says no.”

“That’s kidnapping, Tony.”

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redunderwear:

ohmygil:

*chokes*

 C  LA  RK

*snerk*

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knitmeapony:

I CAN’T

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copperbadge:

Tony really hates being tiny.

[From Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #7, 2012.]

Maybe wait until you’re big again to fire her, Tony?

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copperbadge:

scifigrl47:

copperbadge said: I honestly never saw it as disdain — he looks amused when he says it, like he knows Clint’s there to watch him and think it’s funny SHIELD is threatened by him, a middle-aged scientist. Also I think he thinks Clint is weird. Fair, Clint is weird. :D

CLINT?  WEIRD?  THE GUY SITTING UP IN THE CATWALK HUGGING A POLE?

Not at all weird.  He’s clearly a stable member of society. 8)

I think I read it somewhere in between, not amusement, and not really disdain.  Just like, “That guy who doesn’t talk to anyone just sits up there and staresin a creepy manner?  Please.  Take him away.  PLEASE.”

I bet Selvig secretly enjoys it. After all, he hangs out with people like Bruce Banner and Jane Foster.

“Usually only scientists are this weird! What a freak. I like him! Wait — where are you going — come back! YOU HAVE INTERESTING THOUGHTS ABOUT DOORS!” 

If you watch Thor from the perspective of a Normal Human Being, Jane and Darcy and Erik are basically engaging in Venture Bros.-style shenanigans, and an alien from another dimension who’s used to being nigh-invulnerable is the only one who will really hang out with them.

Hawkeye’s well aware of what tends to happen when SHIELD bankrolls Extremely Enthusiastic Scientists, and he’s staying out of the blast radius on this one, thank you very much.

copperbadge:

JAN HAS NO TIME FOR YOUR MANSPLANATIONS TONY

[From Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #7, 2012.]

Jan has no time for anybody’s explanations of anything, but she is least at home to Tony’s attempts to mansplain that Thor isn’t really magic, goddammit.