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WATCHED THE PILOT
THIS WAS ALL I COULD THINK OF THE WHOLE TIME
oh my god, this is literally perfect
Pretty accurate, yeah.
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And this is why you don’t piss off Joan Watson and then tell her to come at you. She will hit you where it hurts.
(Source: fyeahjoanlock, via craftastrophies)
I JUST FEEL LIKE IT’S IMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW SHE PUT ON THE EXACT OUTFIT HE PICKED OUT.
CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW HE BASICALLY DRESSED HER LIKE HIM
I DIED
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- “what’s the fun
- in having a female watson
- if she doesn’t hit the sheets with the irritable detective at least once”
- entertainment weekly
- are you fucking kidding me
Yes, what good is it to have a…
Really.
Dear Entertainment Weekly:

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New fandom goal; crossover all the versions of Sherlocks, including the homages and parodies into one big universe.
Oh, and House was right. They were annoying.
And, yes, that is Shawn and Gus in the movie theater. CROSSOVER EVERYTHING!
I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR.
The best crossover OF ALL TIME!
OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON TUMBLR
BUT WHICH WATSON IS GOING TO KILL WILSON?
OH PROBABLY JOHN JOAN WOULD JUST BE LIKE GOOD JOB HOUSE
I don’t know. Joan’s whole raison d’putting up with his shit is SOBRIETY, it seems like she just might have to put a motherfucker out a window if one moment’s irresponsible peevishness undid months of nigh-constant effort on her part to keep Sherlock clean.
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I just seen the trailer for Elementary.
What is this. No.
Sherlock can’t have tattoos and a bad accent. No.
that’s his real british accent
those are also his real tattoos………
it’s hilarious how few people realize this
Motherfucker was rolling around in opium dens and ejaculating in front of everybody in the Victorian era. I’m pretty sure he’d be okay with looking like Jonny Lee Miller today.
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oh my god
it’s like they’ve been lurking on tumblr and decided to address that BUT JOAN WOULDN’T BE AFRAAD OF DED BODEEES complaint
There was some archaeology special on one of the trufax channels where a team was excavating South American (I think Peruvian?) burial sites. Literally disinterring dead bodies, checking everything out, and re-interring same dead bodies. Nobody was bothered by this; if they were, they wouldn’t have been on the dig, right? Then they found the skeleton of a murder victim from (they estimated) the ’70s. Shot to death, chucked in a shallow grave, buried in the desert. And everybody pretty much lost their shit. Because it’s not the same thing at all.
(Source: fuckyeahelementary, via knitmeapony)
JUST LOOK AT HIM IN THAT LAST GIF. JUST LOOK AT HIM.
Holmes does whatever Joan tells him to do, because she’s in charge. Bye.
I think the actual context here was Watson trying to be nice and accidentally rubbing Holmes’s face in the fact that his dad is still as checked out from his life as humanly possible while still being around to throw money at the problem.
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Jonny Lee Miller just ruined Lucy Liu’s baseball game, and then Elementary didn’t give her a chance to hurl him down a flight of stairs in retribution.