Things I feel the need to apologize for:
- the wall of art I’ve got queued for tomorrow
Things I feel no need to apologize for:
- the wall of text I’m sure I’ll have queued for the day after tomorrow
This would be such an improvement over Spiderman as he is that I almost can’t believe it. No one would even speed, or double-park.
Last time I saw this, somebody had dug up this page:
It’s why Spider-Man is clearly the best ever.
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OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
There are no better punchlines than that bald eagle pic. None.
I have to imagine “People Week” would actually be like, humans running around on land and not dying and then assembling things using their thumbs and then maybe some clips from horror movies with helpful factoids about how humans don’t have lateral lines and therefore can’t detect threats behind them.
Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.
batman more like sassman
Batman is tired of hearing “I could maybe move the earth somewhere else?” from you, Superman. That is your answer for everything, and it is never the right one.
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