Inarticulable

Things I feel the need to apologize for:

• the wall of art I’ve got queued for tomorrow

Things I feel no need to apologize for:

• the wall of text I’m sure I’ll have queued for the day after tomorrow

lillithwithdiamonds:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

maaaagicc:

youmakejohnlaugh:

linksys and 0387830001 just enjoyin the show

OMG. YOU LIVE NEAR ME.

LINKSYS IS MY NEIGHBOORHOOD WIFI 

“LINKSYS IS MY NEIGHBOORHOOD WIFI”

I am dying

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actoremergency:

zgroovy:

oh les mis jokes

you never get old

just like marius’ friends

Marius’s friends are the new Batman’s parents.

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claudiagray:

This would be such an improvement over Spiderman as he is that I almost can’t believe it. No one would even speed, or double-park. 

Last time I saw this, somebody had dug up this page:

It’s why Spider-Man is clearly the best ever.

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thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

There are no better punchlines than that bald eagle pic.  None.

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oh-you-better-run:

#oh no not another demonic door to door encyclopaedia salesman

The cat.  The cat!  You can practically hear Samuel L. Jackson going “Oh hell no.” when you look at the cat’s expression.

(Source: bone-lust, via yantantether)

wealldraw:

people week

I have to imagine “People Week” would actually be like, humans running around on land and not dying and then assembling things using their thumbs and then maybe some clips from horror movies with helpful factoids about how humans don’t have lateral lines and therefore can’t detect threats behind them.

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tikistitch:

friendlyatheist:

murderhorse:

DINOSAURZ

Seventh Day Adventist Science

Dinosaur Jesus is best Jesus.  Except for maybe skateboard Jesus.

Kevin Smith needs to bring back Buddy Christ and put him on an iguanodon.

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terisiustherat:

the-b00ndock:

Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.

batman more like sassman 

Batman is tired of hearing “I could maybe move the earth somewhere else?” from you, Superman.  That is your answer for everything, and it is never the right one.

(Source: graysonsdick, via acciomjollnir)