Inarticulable

sageoflogic:

seventhtable:

thewomanwhoconsults:

forgetyeahcomics:

Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out

‘Everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out’ - every play ever written by Shakespeare

“Yo, Hamlet. Chill the fuck out about your dad.”

“Yo, King Lear. Chill the fuck out about your daughters.”

“Yo, Othello. Chill the fuck out about your wife.”

(Source: punkasfrick, via knitmeapony)

curiousgeorgiana:

daraobriainsgigantichead:

But video games do it all the time!

I wish more comedians did stuff on video games. Surely there’s lots of material to be had from it.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake.”

(Source: sarahxmay, via sophiahelix)

bluelightseven:

sophiahelix:

nunubunkie:

phiillii:

dont-bore-me-to-death:

friskysecret:

yonkobe:

transinboots:

transstingray:

sorenhateseverything:

tsulamon:

attackofthemoocows:

epochayur:

this game is bullshit, you have to go through a tutorial until level 18, and your stats start to go down after level 30 not to mention the romance mini-game is hard as fuck

THIS.

sadly the PVP is a lie. You get a debuff called jail

it also fails to mention that once you hit level 18 it actually does have a monthly fee and it’s really fucking steep. but at that point everyone’s too invested to quit playing so ugh yeah

I don’t even get to choose anything about the initial details of my character.

>_>

Pff the graphics really suck, I needed to get a third party program just to make everything focus.

If the character they give you isn’t the right gender, the patch is expensive as hell and takes forever to install

I thought I was really good at this game, but there are millions of people better at it than I am. ::::/

I died ONCE and they closed my fucking account what the hell

you can’t turn off the sound I mean wtf

the plot is super drawn out and convoluted and hard to follow. I’m all the way to level 22 and I still don’t get what the game is about.  I hear it only makes sense once you beat the game and get the secret ending.

Ugh, and what is this BS about the extra downloadable content you only get with real money? I’m still saving for that damn pony.

“Massive world to explore” my ass, this shit goes in REAL TIME so it takes fucking forever to get anywhere.

“Incredible NCP AI”?  On what planet, marketing?  On what planet?