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In case anybody was wondering about the silkie chicken soup from “Relevés” (Hannibal 1.12).
The stag tries to give Will a new perspective on his relationship with Georgia, and Hannibal feels like Will doesn’t appreciate his culinary gifts. Jack sees Bedelia behind Hannibal’s back, and Freddie and Abigail lock horns over Nick. After Abigail has a falling out with Will, Hannibal promises he’ll make all her problems go away.
Jack: “I suspect that Dr. Hannibal Lecter may be withholding pertinent information involving a murder investigation.”
Dr. Du Maurier:*you don’t say*
Jack: “It’s not that I think Dr. Lecter’s dangerous. I don’t.”
Dr. Du Maurier: *do go on*
Jack: “I’m Will’s friend, too.”
Dr. Du Maurier: “It seems like Will could use more friends like Dr. Lecter.”
Jack: *I may have had that coming*
(Hannibal S1.12 “Relevés”)
(Hannibal S1.12 “Relevés”)
For anyone who’s interested, this is the blog of Janice Poon, the food stylist for the show. She’s got kickass recipes, cool behind-the-scenes photos, and insights into the magic behind silver screen food portrayal.
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ok you guys can stop trying to explain hannibal to me I get it now
Accurate drawing is accurate.
22drunkB Baker St.: okayophelia: radiokunlun: But you guys, as much talking as there is…
But you guys, as much talking as there is about “Roti” this morning, THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TALKING ABOUT “ROTI” THIS MORNING, and I’m kind of worried that the thing about “Roti” is fundamentally inexpressible and we will find ourselves forever unable to give…
This post convinced me to spend my weekend watching Hannibal.
Jack: Will’s fine.
Hannibal: *takes a sip of liquor like “You’re real fucking sure of yourself there, Jack.”* Oh?
Jack: Fine, fine, totally fine. He’s gonna be fine.
Hannibal: *takes another sip of liquor like “Not when I’m through with him he’s not gonna be. Just you fucking wait, Jack.”* He needs his support network right now, Jack.
Jack: Lalalala I can’t hear you fiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Hannibal: *swirls drink in glass like “My murder-friend. Not yours. Mine.”* They still haven’t found the source of the infection, you know.
A case of misattributed work has Hannibal, Abel, and Frederick squabbling over who was responsible for what until Will, with some help from the stag, puts his foot down. Meanwhile, Will has a recurring nightmare about home improvement problems and Alana shows renewed interest in a romantic relationship with him.
I was unprepared for how awful Jack was going to be. It’s like having Hannibal around lets the writers make everyone else that much more horrible, because, come on, at least they’re not slaughtering the innocent and feeding them to the peckish.
You’re hilarious, Hannibal.
In which Will stands in for 75% of the fandom.
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